“Some girls were just born with glitter in their veins.”
bomb red velvet cupcakes I made for a bestie’s bday who wouldn’t wash down boxed cake with some Cook’s brut?! Although I believe her amazing boyfriend sprung for the Veuve that night… ballin’ As much...
View ArticleKrunk Kris and Housewive Hoes: weekend wrap-up
Heather and I (owner and designer of Heather Rose Studios, check out her site heatherrosestudio.com– and, yes, she sells that amazing scarf she has on <3 @H_RoseStudio) had a couple dirty bananas...
View Article“He’s her lobster!” Phoebe Buffay DIY Save-the-Dates
“Helloooo Mr. Cotttterrrr!” I’m probably dating myself here, but one of the best Friends episodes (for those of you young-ins that don’t remember Friends click the link and watch… for those of you that...
View Article“You just, smoked a little bit of crack. You’ll be fine. I’ll be your crack...
Katniss will killyou last… image from www.someecards.com (funniest site) Fridays are for friends. If you haven’t made plans with friends for tonight already, do it immediately. Everyone needs to have...
View ArticleI’ve got crabs: Taylor sluts it up Cape style
I need to reiterate the fact that I am, indeed, a celebrity whore, but I’m in a hating mood today. Why? I’m not totally sure. It could be the fact that I’m sitting in bed, alone, eating a mish-mash...
View Article“We’re gonna skate to one song, and one song only. Lady Hump by the Black...
Chazz lady lumping Jimmy in Blades of Glory “What you gonna do with all that junk? All that junk inside my trunk? I’m gonna get you, get you drunk. Get you drunk off my lady hump.” -Chazz, Blades of...
View Article“My house is on fire, I’ve got herpes, err no I’ve got syphilis… AIDS, AIDS,...
Gaston: the ultimate creepster. Image from fanpop.com A really good friend of mine recently detailed to me her latest adventures at a friend’s bachelorette party. Aside for the usual drunken...
View ArticleThat shit cray, KimYe cray: Celeb-Obsessed Wednesdays
“She said Ye can we get married at the mall?/ I said look you need to crawl ‘fore you ball/ Come and meet me in the bathroom stall/ And show me why you deserve to have it all.” -Niggas in Paris, Kanye...
View Article“Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a...
Infamous “Kiss Face”– HEY! At least I’m not doing that horrid “duck face” that girls seem to think is cool right now… yeah don’t lie to yourself… Okay glitter fiends! I’m back in action. I decided to...
View ArticleHannah Montana confuses herself with P!nk… or Gollum… the vote is still out
Miley Cyrus is certainly struggling with the climb to figuring out “who she is.” On August 15th, the Disney fembot tweeted pictures of herself with yet another new “do” and persona, later claiming...
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